|Issue #99 of Looney Tunes comics!|
Broken Time 1Somewhere, there was a small boy was playing with a baseball. The somewhere, in fact, was outside of a quaint house in the countryside, which happened to be within a higher state of being that was home to race hyper intelligent, all-powerful, celestial being. These beings, in some form or another, created the Universe as we know it to be.Broken Time 1 by PaperFox74
The small boy question, was a hyper intelligent, all-powerful, celestial being, but was still to small to take on any important role in the maintaining of the universe. Now to any being, in any Universe, a small boy playing with a baseball poses no threat, unless you belong a race of being called Worgons, where they have no baseballs, so the game is played with type of highly dangerous, highly destructive, vaporizer weapon in the form of a small sphere, and in such a case, a small boy playing with a baseball very much poses a threat. It was a very well known fact among the Worgons that the destruction of one of the main Worgon worlds was caused by a s
I'm a dork. I've actually looked up the definition of a dork and it suits me to a T. Read the definition of a dork and that is what I am...(no, not the OTHER definition dummy! )|
I also recently discovered my love for Douglas Adams' writing. Totally Mind-blowing.
Also a huge Marvin the Martian fan, if you couldn't tell that already.
RUN!!!!! IT'S A BEAR!!!!
MA SHARK EATS FIRE.
‘Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it,’ said Marvin.
‘And what happened?’ pressed Ford.
‘It committed suicide,’ said Marvin, and he stalked off back to the Heart of Gold.
- Marvin the Paranoid Android, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy